Boy: Wanna see my penis?
Mommy: No thank you. We do not show other people our penises. Sit back down in the water, please.
Boy: Oh. Ok.
*Sits back down and plays with trains.*
That would be this boy:
So penis obsession starts this early, huh? Welcome to the world of raising boys, I guess. . .
Oh, and overheard from another room in the house would be this boy's dad laughing at the conversation.
(P.S. I can only imagine what this is going to do to the search queries on my dashboard.)